mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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