She said her name was "party"
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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