So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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