We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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