evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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