Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
