508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
