True but thats because hes a fetus.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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