I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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