:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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