So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just had sex on a roof
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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