she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
