oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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