is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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