so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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