This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Randomize
