office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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