I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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