i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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