So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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