id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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