these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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