i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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