I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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