I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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