Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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