Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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