I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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