She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Randomize
