why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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