Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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