idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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