nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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