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Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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