u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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