where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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