"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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