I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
