If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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