Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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