youre lurking in front of me
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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