i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
and you fell through a lawn chair
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
