Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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