Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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