I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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