I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
