idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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