tell your sister to shave her snatch
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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