so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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