I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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