How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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