in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he laminated a picture of his dick.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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